Tanner I Hate You - PG-13

[traceyouonpaper.livejournal.com]

When Vincent opened his email, he expected a few things. He expected to find at least one email from Tanner or Annie, and he expected to find a few emails from some of the assorted receptionists and ladyfriends he'd made recently.

He wasn't expecting to find an email from himself, though.

It took about an hour for him to get to the point where he could reply – part of which was spent changing his password, which involved a call to France for grammatical advice.
_____

To: myself@tmjames.net
From: remyv@juno.com
Subject: Fwd: Re: gosh but you're not careful with your passwords!

>Original Message:
>To: remyv@juno.com
>From: remyv@juno.com
>Subject: Re: gosh but you're not careful with your passwords!
>
>Tanner, you are a dead man.
>
>A very dead man.
>
>Most people would try calling before hacking into someone else's email!
>Did you ever consider that? It is not so hard to get ahold of me by
>phone!
>
>I'm sure you'll be very happy to know that my password has been changed.
> I may end up forgetting it, but I don't think it's easy to guess. If
>you actually break this one, I'm going to give up on having passwords
>for email at all.
>
>
>
>Don't tell Annie. Please.
>
>- V
>
>
>
>>To: remyv@juno.com
>>From: remyv@juno.com
>>Subject: gosh but you're not careful with your passwords!
>>
>>Dearest Darling V,
>>
>>No, seriously. Be more careful with your passwords. I missed you during
>>the hiatus, see, and when Evie was off in – wherever she's been the past
>> week, I don't know, I'm not with her either – I figured I would check
>>up on you, and also check your email for you, since you've been
>>suspiciously quiet! We haven't heard as much from you as we might've
>>liked, especially since we were supposed to be planning a visit.
>>
>>So I wanted to see if you'd gotten my emails! Which led to trying to
>>check your email, which was way too easy for me to do, so really, be more
>>careful with your passwords.
>>
>>And I did, in fact, find my emails, along with some emails from other
>>people I knew, like Susan Harris. And a bunch of people I don't know! All
>>girls! Half the subject lines are terribly lovey-dovey. The content going
>>on about how good the sex was. I hope the sex in question was really
>>really good, because if I actually mention it to Ev, it's probably going
>>to be the last sex you ever have.
>>
>>But all I really wanted to say was that you should be more careful with
>>your passwords.
>>
>>xoxo,
>>Tanner